Wick was wearing the nastiest shorts I have ever seen. Serious,
grease, paint, holes, and they were way too short for any man.
Period. Despite the fact that they were absolutely disgusting, the
fact that their inseam was only 4 inches made me question his sexuality.

So we went into walmart. The lady working textiles was appalled at
his shorts. She said "you ain't ever gonna get any wearing those
nasty shorts"

I bought him $10 walmart madras. He relectantly let me throw the
nasty pair in the trash.

6 bikes, 18 wheels, one exploder on the road to Fitchburg. Say a prayer for us

Excited to ride w unc Keith, @tkarnes, wicknasty, @robnago, k-blogg, and mayb, just maybe,the original bully

Raquel dropped her iPhone and the screen cracked. Shame. We were
very lucky to watch an electrical engineer who now makes pool cues
replace the glass. It was $15 in parts. Apple charges $200 to do
this. I have found my new part time job.

Norfolk, I'm coming to town for 36 hours. Let's ride tues bully/worlds ride! Wicknasty and uncle Kieth have already promised to attend. Any takers?

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Neil and I before the start of the cat 2 Manhattan Beach Grand Prix.

Adam picked me up from the airport, let me crash at his pad, and took me out to dinner.  Awesome. Don't blame him that he went to an inferior school.

Long history in this race.  Yup, that's pirate booty.

Horrible placing with one lap to go.  I was probaby 50th place.  There was a crash with 3 turns left.  I somehow managed to stay out of that mess.  Then the group swung left and then right twice.  On the second swing left, I just stayed right and had a wide open path from probably 30th place.  The group barrelled towards the final 180 degree turn and I managed to move into top 15 before a guy swung out right directly in front of me.  So I had to settle for a sprint from 15th placed.  Managed to pick my way up to 8th place.  Not a bad result considering the 80 person cat 2 only field.  I'll take it and the $60.

Should be ready to go next week at Fitchburg.

Baby girl and I at the start!

Flew down to LA today. Manhatten Beach grand prix tomorrow. Crazy
summer travel day 1. Not too bad

Summer travel begins now: manhatten beach gp, Norfolk, bully ride, Fitchburg, annapolis, Le Tour, Geneva, Rome, San Diego

Gregg's bikes in Seattle is trying to charge me $1/min to fix a warranty issue #insanity

Just sold gen 1 iPhone for $100

Washington state crit champs 150ft per lap. Went with 4 to go, was countered, those two guys won. Arrrrgh. Can't wait for the racing to flatten

Amazingly, WA state DMV lady was pleasant. I am now officially a northerner again. Glad I don't pay ca taxes no mo

Uhaul unloaded. I am a seattlite now. They are replacing my wood floors in 10 days. Many boxes to unpack. #pain

Made north of Portland at a whopping 5.5 gal/mile. I think this thing gets slightly better gas mileage than the plane

Towing the truck behind uhaul's 27 foot monster. Pretty sure I need a cdl to do this

Rode Solo around lake tahoe today. Tired

Rode around lake tahoe today w/ dr wu. 6k ft elevation hurts more than sea level. Oh, he's got us a room at the ritz. WHHHAT

Racing the hellyer velodrome tonight for the first time this year. Holla