grease, paint, holes, and they were way too short for any man.
Period. Despite the fact that they were absolutely disgusting, the
fact that their inseam was only 4 inches made me question his sexuality.
So we went into walmart. The lady working textiles was appalled at
his shorts. She said "you ain't ever gonna get any wearing those
I bought him $10 walmart madras. He relectantly let me throw the
nasty pair in the trash.