Wick was wearing the nastiest shorts I have ever seen. Serious,
grease, paint, holes, and they were way too short for any man.
Period. Despite the fact that they were absolutely disgusting, the
fact that their inseam was only 4 inches made me question his sexuality.

So we went into walmart. The lady working textiles was appalled at
his shorts. She said "you ain't ever gonna get any wearing those
nasty shorts"

I bought him $10 walmart madras. He relectantly let me throw the
nasty pair in the trash.